WOM IRL: Mom-ing in museums

Because of my profound lack of interest in entertaining an unenthusiastic 13-year-old at the Getty (mom-ing at a museum is all “What do you think the artist wanted us to feel?” and “What does this make you think about?” until I want to scratch my *own* eyes out) I hooked him up with a self-guided audio headset, pointed out the “monsters and demons” tour and told him to meet me in two hours with ten pictures of things that caught his interest. This, my friends, is what I got, along with, “What?! The lights can move, which is cool. <smirk>”